Friday, September 9, 2011

Late Night Show with David Letterman: Top 10

As a favor to...well, myself, I have created my very own dating
Top 10:

- be agressive..be..be...agressive
but not that creepy white van type shit.  you can gtfoh with all that

-have your shit in order
I get it, we are all trying to figure it out one day at a time.  But at least have a direction

-know what you want and act accordingly
please dont have any secret agendas.  Lemme know up front, lets make this easy

-act your age
if you are 30y/o and still going to City Night's...we gotta problem

-big picture thinker
if you only know what you are doing 30 minutes from now...I have already left

-fuck it, THINKER in general
if you don't know the difference between "wear" and "where", you should be dating my 7 y/o GOD daugher

-good sense of humor
I can be a bit dry and sarcastic.  If you think it's "bitchy" you can hit the curb

-a mans man
if I can change a tire and you can't. ew.  if I own more tools than you. EW.  if I know more about sports than you. EWW.

-I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
do you know what that means?  That I am tired of playing this Mama Bear shit.

-open minded
let's face it, I am from SF so get right...or get left (in the dust) 

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